senile something

A webcomic about life, love, and plagiarism. Updated Monday-Friday. Sometimes.

Tag: work

The Struggle

"How about you?" - "English. And nothing, to answer your follow up."

Loyalty

You'll know I get the job if I no call/no show for the rest of the week.

Hangs

I hang out with everyone all the time, just some of them are doing other things. Like work, or terrorism, or being dead.

Coffeopathy

But no, you can't have it.

Work Ethics

You know we're not in the office, right?

Money can’t buy doing less work

Sort of evens itself out.

No Thank You

Just stop.

I don’t get paid to talk to you out of the office

Don't be such a cunthole, Steve.

Commitment

Mr. Johnson stayed the night with me and now he feels really differently about drinking on the job.

The difference is I don’t care

Just imagine, I have to talk to assholes like you all day.

Full-time is a Flat Circle

Guess I'd better just kill myself this weekend to keep it from happening again.

Being out of sick days sucks

I should really get a real job.

Rest Up

Makes total sense. Why don't you come in around noon?

Back to reality

Call back in a week when I'm numb to everything again.

Breakin’ 1: Electric Boogalunn

We'll be here all week... next week.

Rules Are Rules

I always shit at work. But I also always shit at home. Basically, I always shit everywhere.

Nerf Turder

And then they all laughed and pointed at me with their weiners.

Just Lose It

Paint the town red.

Seems Legit

"Oh yea. And you're top in sales like, every week. 'Atta-boy."

Semantics, Two

Gonna get a lot of reading done. Oh, and some naps.

Where Is Your God Now?

Lots of people listen to your voicemail greeting. Try to live your life accordingly.

Caller ID is still a thing

I know your address, too.

Give ‘Em Smell!

Smells like a bakery and a sewage treatment plant made a baby and then aborted it with a soldering iron.

One Nation, Under Friday

Some people are just too comfortable praising the weekend in the workplace.

Cats are weird.

Smother it before it wakes up.

You’ve reached Google inc, what can I google for you?

I ask because literally everything you can ask me can be answered on the computer.

 

Breaking News

The guy all the way on the right is Tim. He hears it all the time.

Sharing

The number of my poops today can be represented by the equation "n-x," where "n" is how many poops is enough, and "x" is greater than or equal to 1.

Smoke-free smoke breaks

I just want to take seven paid breaks a day, too.

I’ll fight you

Oh, it wasn't a joke? Wrong. You're the joke.

Changes

Turns out I was brewing pure heroin. I don't know how the grocery store got that mixed up, but I am glad I bought it at a chain big enough to pay for my rehab.

Understanding

It's a process. Not a good one, though.

Science

I'm on 18, and I'm feeling pretty great. Let me know when the bathroom's available, though.

We can’t be funny all the time

SOOOOOOOO SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE!

Curling >

I'm getting a second job to pay for a cable upgrade. I just have to be off by 4am.

Obligations

This comic is late because of those links. Back to the grind!

Say What You Mean

"Hi Sean, I'm a big asshole and I want a huge discount."

I don’t care

I'm sooooooooo sorry your case got to you before your guitar. Do you want to hug it out? Need some tea? Chamomille? Need some ice for your vagina?

Important Questions

How much guitar would a guitar guitar if a guitar could guitar?

And Ye Shall Find

"Do you know how to spell it? No? It's a Behringer."

It’s the thought that counts

If I can get just one employee fired for cussing at a kid due to being completely overwhelmed then I've done my part.

Senior Discount

What, because you have less time to use the product you think we should make less money on it? Nice try.

Grown-Ass Babies

When Mike thinks you need to grow up, you're in trouble.

Snow Day

True story, but I drank it all the night before. And drew this comic then, too.

It’s a Trampoline Store

They sell trampolines.

Happy can’t talk I’m late for work day

Before you call me boring, just know I spent eight months of 2013 totally not doing that shit at all.

White Christmas

Don't be a dick this holiday, hope for a regular colored Christmas.

How the breakfast place was won

They both are equally effective, but only one can be funny.

Stating the statement

"Hey can I ask you a question?" - "Sure." - "Thanks." *click*  ...

Real Feel

"Hm. Looks like rain." - Chance of rain: 100%.

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