senile something

A webcomic about life, love, and plagiarism. Updated Monday-Friday. Sometimes.

Tag: witty

Summer is a confusing season in Chicago

Oh, the woes of having heaters operated by the building owners.

No problem

"I'm serious, you can't tell anyone." - "I'm serious, stop talking to me."

Buttstuff

When I asked my girlfriend if she liked this title, she said "Yeah, I like buttstuff."

The Struggle

"How about you?" - "English. And nothing, to answer your follow up."

My best ideas are on bike

But I can never remember them when I'm done riding.

Hangs

I hang out with everyone all the time, just some of them are doing other things. Like work, or terrorism, or being dead.

Big Trouble

"Then she said 'don't worry about it.'" -- "It's worse than I thought."

No Thank You

Just stop.

I don’t get paid to talk to you out of the office

Don't be such a cunthole, Steve.

I loves him

If you shave them they're actually super aerodynamic.

Sleep overs

I only share my coffee if I HAVE to.

Commitment

Mr. Johnson stayed the night with me and now he feels really differently about drinking on the job.

Fair enough

Usually he just sits and stares. But I didn't feel like drawing him that way. Please see Monday's comic for explanation.

The Girl with the Coffee Tattoo

"Yes, of course. How rude of me. I'll put on a pot right away."

Guest Comic # six (Daniel Hicks)

THIS SHIT IS DEEP. JK, no idea what this is, it's nowhere near Mother's Day.

It’s my favorite number of outs

"Hey, coach. What's my on base percentage?" - ".666." - "STOP IT."

Surprise attack coffee comic

I can make any conversation into a conversation about coffee.

Semantics, Two

Gonna get a lot of reading done. Oh, and some naps.

Crybaby

So it'll be easier for me to ignore.

Reason for the seasons

Florida is the monogamy of temperature.

That’ll show ’em.

I don't know, maybe don't tell her all that next time.

April snowers.

It's not snow anymore. It's just confused rain, now.

Impersonation

Trying new things with our jokes, testing the waters for more experimental stuff. Maybe props.

Why would you ever need to spell that?

Drape is never funny.

BFFE

Basically, if you don't love The Big Lebowski, we're not really friends.

Cats are weird.

Smother it before it wakes up.

“This book is dedicated to that awful band.”

April Fools. Shit, I mean this really happened.

The honeymoon phase is over

Step away from the kitten ...

I’m not a jerk, I just own a dictionary

Just call it what it is. This costs $5. I’m not donating anything, I’m paying you. Liar.

People Pay More For That?

Also, maybe quit using the word "cup." "Tube" would probably work.

Doing Something

$37 well spent.

Everything is not a feminist issue

If this is the only thing you know, I feel awful for all the things you actually do know.

Chicago’s Winter Layers

At least we hope they're all squirrels. If a few dogs, cats or rabbits get in the mix it'd be very upsetting ... OK not so much the cats.

The tall guy at basement shows

"Do you need ice for your vagina?" - "Yes."

Time to buy some matches

I DO THIS EVERY DAY?!

Showers are magic

"OK, now get out of my house." - "UUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHH."

Coors can breakdown

WAIT, DON'T GO, I CAN CHANGE, I SWEAR!

Basically, yea.

Sportz!

It’s the thought that counts

If I can get just one employee fired for cussing at a kid due to being completely overwhelmed then I've done my part.

Just go home

I bet you tune by ear too because you "don't trust" tuners.

Happy can’t talk I’m late for work day

Before you call me boring, just know I spent eight months of 2013 totally not doing that shit at all.

White people just don’t understand

"They make me want to rob a pet store, let the dogs wild, like I should close all the schools just to make the kids smile." - "OK, now I feel like you're making fun of me, but I can't tell how."

Real Feel

"Hm. Looks like rain." - Chance of rain: 100%.

How office romances start

You had me at "you'll do."

The Usual Expects

I sneaked a packet of anthrax into his package, for grammar's sake.

Shower cycles

Why don't I just put product in my hair? I have standards, people. Get on board.

Ask and Ye Shall Receive

Firstly, you're not supposed to hate anyone. See if you can do that for a day and I'll give you more.

New City

Have you ever BEEN to south Florida?

Online customer service

"Hang on a moment while I google that for you."

How Halloween was started

It's quite a boring story.

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