senile something

A webcomic about life, love, and plagiarism. Updated Monday-Friday. Sometimes.

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Draw what you know

I think that's what cats look like.


Just go home

I bet you tune by ear too because you "don't trust" tuners.

Service With a Creepy Smile

True story, but it was Penske.

Just hold the helmet

"Didn't you hear what I just said?" - "Couldn't hear anything over the screaming need to hit you in your face."

Think, damn it.

This is taking too long. Just write a dick joke.

The magical powers of water

"Rain is made pretty much entirely out of water."

Shartistic license

Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore shart thou Romeo?


Maybe get some firewater from them stick-injuns.

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn …

And a poorly drawn girl, at that!

Spoiled ‘mericans

In certain parts of the country they stamp "evil" as well.

Your band is weird

If you went out of your way to join an awful band just to make me feel obligated to listen ... bravo. You are stone cold.

The one that got away

"Wait til Jim gets a load of this baby! He's gonna-"  *FLUSH*  "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Guest Comic #1

He got the cure for cancer across his chest.

Thanks to Jessica Dawson for our first Guest Comic submission. Email yours to to have yours posted (when we forget to make new ones ourselves)!

Spirits have a sense of humor, too.

Inspired by true (by reality television's standards) events.

“Like” button

It's the new "lol."

History might not back me up

I get the correlation between wheel size and distance-traveled-per-revolution, but seriously. This is out of control.

Ixnay on the umphay ayday

Good thing we have people like him working for us.

Throne of Wisdom

I've decided it has something to do with having my pants off. If I'm ever arrested for public indecency just blame it on this game.

I’m real good at following stuff.

The same people who make you listen to "Baby got back" as the ring back tune when you call them.

200th comic

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Don’t say bye


Rookie Shit Talker

I’m gunna drink it anyway

What my opinion of you is dependent on.