senile something

A webcomic about life, love, and plagiarism. Updated Monday-Friday. Sometimes.

Tag: webcomic


And I LOVE complaining.

That explains it

Hobos need haircuts, too.

Summer is a confusing season in Chicago

Oh, the woes of having heaters operated by the building owners.

Binge Addicts

Just binge-watch every show until you die, then it'll finally be over.

No problem

"I'm serious, you can't tell anyone." - "I'm serious, stop talking to me."

Either way, you’re gross

Switch to human skin.


When I asked my girlfriend if she liked this title, she said "Yeah, I like buttstuff."

I’m sorry I asked

Nothing tears a musical community apart faster than creating a sub-genre and insisting everyone in your community conforms to that sound.

Dozen or Nothin’

Don't count your egg before it's hatched.

The Struggle

"How about you?" - "English. And nothing, to answer your follow up."


Shut up and buy me a beer.

My best ideas are on bike

But I can never remember them when I'm done riding.


I don't feel comfortable with you all up in my grill like this.

Too Early

Everything means "bedtime?" to me.


You'll know I get the job if I no call/no show for the rest of the week.


I hang out with everyone all the time, just some of them are doing other things. Like work, or terrorism, or being dead.


But no, you can't have it.

Head Shapes

Really sensitive about his weird-looking cranium.

Work Ethics

You know we're not in the office, right?


The economy could be booming, if only people adjusted the way they viewed my services.

Party Hard

Because even if you're not joking that's hilarious.

The Struggle

I took calculus in college, so I can tell you it's 6pm.

Big Trouble

"Then she said 'don't worry about it.'" -- "It's worse than I thought."

Undependence Day

Sweaty Christmas

Money can’t buy doing less work

Sort of evens itself out.

Car Trouble

Editor's note: SS would never commit or condone the actions described in this comic. That would be fraud. *biggest fucking wink ever*

All I want to do is whatever I want

"You seem to be going quite a bit over the speed limit, too." - "Bah-- those things are more like suggestions."

No Thank You

Just stop.

I don’t get paid to talk to you out of the office

Don't be such a cunthole, Steve.

Fart Gallery

Those farts cost me $9.25, and they were worth every penny.

I loves him

If you shave them they're actually super aerodynamic.

Is That a No?

Just kidding, pay for our gas and we'll be there.

You guys are all the coolest guys



I haven't actually googled Frankenspine. If that's a real band I'm not talking about them.

Sleep overs

I only share my coffee if I HAVE to.


Mr. Johnson stayed the night with me and now he feels really differently about drinking on the job.

The difference is I don’t care

Just imagine, I have to talk to assholes like you all day.

Full-time is a Flat Circle

Guess I'd better just kill myself this weekend to keep it from happening again.

Being out of sick days sucks

I should really get a real job.

Rest Up

Makes total sense. Why don't you come in around noon?

Fair enough

Usually he just sits and stares. But I didn't feel like drawing him that way. Please see Monday's comic for explanation.

Beard Envy

And now here I am bragging to you guys about a beard I don't have anymore. Impressed?

Mouse free

Someone should let him know he can still use the line and circle tools with the touchpad.


I'm still just having a five dollar and ten cent meal, though.

Back to reality

Call back in a week when I'm numb to everything again.

Starving Hardest

Get out there and make a name for yourself. What is your name, by the way? "Fuck You For Listening."

Living the dream

And sweat.

Touring Florida

Sleeping in the van, whether I'm driving or not.

Like for like

I like everything you do when you're in the same room with me.

Morning Dilemma

I'm not trying to say I don't like it. In fact, I think people should wake me up with coffee more often so I can get desensitized to it.

The Girl with the Coffee Tattoo

"Yes, of course. How rude of me. I'll put on a pot right away."

Making Friends

People you meet on tour are full of these great opening lines.

I’m bad with short goodbyes

Bring it in for the real thing.

Guest Comic # six (Daniel Hicks)

THIS SHIT IS DEEP. JK, no idea what this is, it's nowhere near Mother's Day.

Breakin’ 1: Electric Boogalunn

We'll be here all week... next week.

Never Enough

I need at least 24 hours of sleep before I can wake up and go back to sleep again.

“What a cute baby, what’s his name?” – “Spot.”

That baby's pretty chill, though.

Rules Are Rules

I always shit at work. But I also always shit at home. Basically, I always shit everywhere.

It’s my favorite number of outs

"Hey, coach. What's my on base percentage?" - ".666." - "STOP IT."

Nerf Turder

And then they all laughed and pointed at me with their weiners.

One of those “interpretations” I keep hearing about

I think this still counts as a comic.


Stay at home and "watch" your movies by yourself, freak.

Surprise attack coffee comic

I can make any conversation into a conversation about coffee.

Just Lose It

Paint the town red.

Seems Legit

"Oh yea. And you're top in sales like, every week. 'Atta-boy."

Semantics, Two

Gonna get a lot of reading done. Oh, and some naps.


So it'll be easier for me to ignore.


Woah woah woah, I ain't tryin' to be a part of no love triangle here!

Nerdy Halloween

"What are you supposed to be?" - "A sexy The Thing."

Who Knows Anymore

I'll just look online to see if it DAMNIT OUR FAVORITE CHARACTER DIES.

You keep saying that word …

I just want you to be prepapared for the biggest let down in the history of television.


Farts are always funny, but once in a while you get that comedian that goes too far and poops.

Reason for the seasons

Florida is the monogamy of temperature.

Literary Winter is Coming

The future is now, and it's boring. And not just because you have to read it!

That’ll show ’em.

I don't know, maybe don't tell her all that next time.

Where Is Your God Now?

Lots of people listen to your voicemail greeting. Try to live your life accordingly.

Caller ID is still a thing

I know your address, too.

Give ‘Em Smell!

Smells like a bakery and a sewage treatment plant made a baby and then aborted it with a soldering iron.

April snowers.

It's not snow anymore. It's just confused rain, now.


Trying new things with our jokes, testing the waters for more experimental stuff. Maybe props.

Cat Something

Here at Senile Something, cats are the new coffee. Except cats took the spotlight by force.

Fish Aren’t Funny

Damnit! Ok, just this once.

Why would you ever need to spell that?

Drape is never funny.

Safe Bet

Always bet on death.


Basically, if you don't love The Big Lebowski, we're not really friends.

One Nation, Under Friday

Some people are just too comfortable praising the weekend in the workplace.

Back Pain

Sure, three lifeguards would probably work better than one. But we're talking about aspirin, not big tan hunks.

“This book is dedicated to that awful band.”

April Fools. Shit, I mean this really happened.

Order of Operations

Gotta learn to walk before you can run. But first you have to grow legs or something.

You’ve reached Google inc, what can I google for you?

I ask because literally everything you can ask me can be answered on the computer.


Breaking News

The guy all the way on the right is Tim. He hears it all the time.

The honeymoon phase is over

Step away from the kitten ...


The number of my poops today can be represented by the equation "n-x," where "n" is how many poops is enough, and "x" is greater than or equal to 1.

Whoever keeps saying this: please stop.

The return of death by scissors.

Right Dead Fred

This is definitely the biggest dick I've ever drawn.

How does it feel to be the first person in history to have a wrong opinion?

Let's go back to that.

Time Shredder

Being 27 and on tour gets you this question all the time. The real answer is usually right around the age of the asker.

Smoke-free smoke breaks

I just want to take seven paid breaks a day, too.

Grow Up

If you hate the number so much, just give me a discount. I'm not spending more money because you're an idiot.

In which a room needs cleaning.

No one notices when you clean unless you allow it to get dirty enough first.


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