senile something

A webcomic about life, love, and plagiarism. Updated Monday-Friday. Sometimes.

Tag: olympics

Fair enough

Usually he just sits and stares. But I didn't feel like drawing him that way. Please see Monday's comic for explanation.


Mouse free

Someone should let him know he can still use the line and circle tools with the touchpad.


So it'll be easier for me to ignore.

Safe Bet

Always bet on death.

Cats are weird.

Smother it before it wakes up.

Whoever keeps saying this: please stop.

The return of death by scissors.

Smoke-free smoke breaks

I just want to take seven paid breaks a day, too.

I’ll fight you

Oh, it wasn't a joke? Wrong. You're the joke.

It’s really consumed my days

I blame tacos. Wait, blame is the wrong word. I thank tacos.

Spoiler: they don’t live in Florida

I bet you thought this was going to be about a cat ...

I don’t trust them


Just sitting there ... spinning.

“Prison” is a funny looking word when you type it over and over

You know, the way you phrased all that makes me feel like you were making my argument for me.

I’m not a jerk, I just own a dictionary

Just call it what it is. This costs $5. I’m not donating anything, I’m paying you. Liar.

Doing Something

$37 well spent.

Everything is not a feminist issue

If this is the only thing you know, I feel awful for all the things you actually do know.

Curling >

I'm getting a second job to pay for a cable upgrade. I just have to be off by 4am.

Important Questions

How much guitar would a guitar guitar if a guitar could guitar?

Showers are magic

"OK, now get out of my house." - "UUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHH."

It’s the thought that counts

If I can get just one employee fired for cussing at a kid due to being completely overwhelmed then I've done my part.

Grammar can be confusing

But no, I fucking hate the movies.

Get used to unemployment

Ooooh, it's IN the computer. Hang on I'll get a hammer.

Being in a wedding

"Don't worry, you're going to love your groomsman gift." - "If it's a glass of any kind tell me now so I can opt out."

Crazy cat lady

They ate all her children.

Just hold the helmet

"Didn't you hear what I just said?" - "Couldn't hear anything over the screaming need to hit you in your face."


"Then you're there, Gwad-uh-loop River." - "It's Guadalupe, actually."

“A” Pride

Stick figures wear such big shirts.

99.999875% Of All Sports Are Not Hockey

That's not a penalty, THIS is a penalty. *rams a hockey stick in one ear and out the other*

Red Rover Defense

My degree isn't in math, but it doesn't take a genius to know that coaches have been seriously under-manning their defensive lines.

Peel them like an adult

Oh, you want to only eat 1/3 of the fruit in here? Cut it in half and just sort of mush the pulp around for a while.

You can’t do shit here.

Might as well just turn around. Wait-- nope. Can't do that, either.

Shartistic license

Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore shart thou Romeo?

Every man’s first ultrasound

"You can't fool me, Doctor. I've seen 'Alien' before."


Maybe get some firewater from them stick-injuns.

Your band is weird

If you went out of your way to join an awful band just to make me feel obligated to listen ... bravo. You are stone cold.

Good Talk

Also I blocked you on facebook and sent death threats to your parents. My bad.

Vegan Honey

Oh. I'll just take it with half and half, then.

The one that got away

"Wait til Jim gets a load of this baby! He's gonna-"  *FLUSH*  "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Guest Comic #1

He got the cure for cancer across his chest.

Thanks to Jessica Dawson for our first Guest Comic submission. Email yours to to have yours posted (when we forget to make new ones ourselves)!

“Like” button

It's the new "lol."

History might not back me up

I get the correlation between wheel size and distance-traveled-per-revolution, but seriously. This is out of control.

Don’t ignore your sinces.

You learn to pick your battles. You can only have your good intentions ignored so many times.

200th comic

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Rookie Shit Talker

I’m gunna drink it anyway

True stories from Senile Something

What my opinion of you is dependent on.


One of these is not Patriotism