senile something

A webcomic about life, love, and plagiarism. Updated Monday-Friday. Sometimes.

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Can’t

And I LOVE complaining.

Summer is a confusing season in Chicago

Oh, the woes of having heaters operated by the building owners.

No problem

"I'm serious, you can't tell anyone." - "I'm serious, stop talking to me."

Either way, you’re gross

Switch to human skin.

The Struggle

"How about you?" - "English. And nothing, to answer your follow up."

My best ideas are on bike

But I can never remember them when I'm done riding.

Loyalty

You'll know I get the job if I no call/no show for the rest of the week.

Coffeopathy

But no, you can't have it.

Work Ethics

You know we're not in the office, right?

Priceless

The economy could be booming, if only people adjusted the way they viewed my services.

Party Hard

Because even if you're not joking that's hilarious.

The Struggle

I took calculus in college, so I can tell you it's 6pm.

Big Trouble

"Then she said 'don't worry about it.'" -- "It's worse than I thought."

Undependence Day

Sweaty Christmas

Money can’t buy doing less work

Sort of evens itself out.

Car Trouble

Editor's note: SS would never commit or condone the actions described in this comic. That would be fraud. *biggest fucking wink ever*

All I want to do is whatever I want

"You seem to be going quite a bit over the speed limit, too." - "Bah-- those things are more like suggestions."

No Thank You

Just stop.

I don’t get paid to talk to you out of the office

Don't be such a cunthole, Steve.

Fart Gallery

Those farts cost me $9.25, and they were worth every penny.

I loves him

If you shave them they're actually super aerodynamic.

Is That a No?

Just kidding, pay for our gas and we'll be there.

You guys are all the coolest guys

"Faggot."

Frankenspine

I haven't actually googled Frankenspine. If that's a real band I'm not talking about them.

Sleep overs

I only share my coffee if I HAVE to.

Commitment

Mr. Johnson stayed the night with me and now he feels really differently about drinking on the job.

The difference is I don’t care

Just imagine, I have to talk to assholes like you all day.

Full-time is a Flat Circle

Guess I'd better just kill myself this weekend to keep it from happening again.

Being out of sick days sucks

I should really get a real job.

Rest Up

Makes total sense. Why don't you come in around noon?

Fair enough

Usually he just sits and stares. But I didn't feel like drawing him that way. Please see Monday's comic for explanation.

Beard Envy

And now here I am bragging to you guys about a beard I don't have anymore. Impressed?

Mouse free

Someone should let him know he can still use the line and circle tools with the touchpad.

Classy

I'm still just having a five dollar and ten cent meal, though.

Back to reality

Call back in a week when I'm numb to everything again.

Starving Hardest

Get out there and make a name for yourself. What is your name, by the way? "Fuck You For Listening."

Living the dream

And sweat.

Touring Florida

Sleeping in the van, whether I'm driving or not.

Like for like

I like everything you do when you're in the same room with me.

Morning Dilemma

I'm not trying to say I don't like it. In fact, I think people should wake me up with coffee more often so I can get desensitized to it.

The Girl with the Coffee Tattoo

"Yes, of course. How rude of me. I'll put on a pot right away."

Making Friends

People you meet on tour are full of these great opening lines.

I’m bad with short goodbyes

Bring it in for the real thing.

Guest Comic # six (Daniel Hicks)

THIS SHIT IS DEEP. JK, no idea what this is, it's nowhere near Mother's Day.

Breakin’ 1: Electric Boogalunn

We'll be here all week... next week.

Never Enough

I need at least 24 hours of sleep before I can wake up and go back to sleep again.

“What a cute baby, what’s his name?” – “Spot.”

That baby's pretty chill, though.

Rules Are Rules

I always shit at work. But I also always shit at home. Basically, I always shit everywhere.

It’s my favorite number of outs

"Hey, coach. What's my on base percentage?" - ".666." - "STOP IT."

Nerf Turder

And then they all laughed and pointed at me with their weiners.

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