senile something

A webcomic about life, love, and plagiarism. Updated Monday-Friday. Sometimes.

Tag: funny

Binge Addicts

Just binge-watch every show until you die, then it'll finally be over.

Buttstuff

When I asked my girlfriend if she liked this title, she said "Yeah, I like buttstuff."

Dozen or Nothin’

Don't count your egg before it's hatched.

Birthday

Shut up and buy me a beer.

My best ideas are on bike

But I can never remember them when I'm done riding.

Enhance

I don't feel comfortable with you all up in my grill like this.

Too Early

Everything means "bedtime?" to me.

Hangs

I hang out with everyone all the time, just some of them are doing other things. Like work, or terrorism, or being dead.

Head Shapes

Really sensitive about his weird-looking cranium.

Priceless

The economy could be booming, if only people adjusted the way they viewed my services.

The Struggle

I took calculus in college, so I can tell you it's 6pm.

Undependence Day

Sweaty Christmas

Car Trouble

Editor's note: SS would never commit or condone the actions described in this comic. That would be fraud. *biggest fucking wink ever*

No Thank You

Just stop.

Fart Gallery

Those farts cost me $9.25, and they were worth every penny.

I loves him

If you shave them they're actually super aerodynamic.

Is That a No?

Just kidding, pay for our gas and we'll be there.

Frankenspine

I haven't actually googled Frankenspine. If that's a real band I'm not talking about them.

Sleep overs

I only share my coffee if I HAVE to.

Commitment

Mr. Johnson stayed the night with me and now he feels really differently about drinking on the job.

Full-time is a Flat Circle

Guess I'd better just kill myself this weekend to keep it from happening again.

Rest Up

Makes total sense. Why don't you come in around noon?

Beard Envy

And now here I am bragging to you guys about a beard I don't have anymore. Impressed?

Classy

I'm still just having a five dollar and ten cent meal, though.

Starving Hardest

Get out there and make a name for yourself. What is your name, by the way? "Fuck You For Listening."

Living the dream

And sweat.

Touring Florida

Sleeping in the van, whether I'm driving or not.

Morning Dilemma

I'm not trying to say I don't like it. In fact, I think people should wake me up with coffee more often so I can get desensitized to it.

The Girl with the Coffee Tattoo

"Yes, of course. How rude of me. I'll put on a pot right away."

Making Friends

People you meet on tour are full of these great opening lines.

Breakin’ 1: Electric Boogalunn

We'll be here all week... next week.

Never Enough

I need at least 24 hours of sleep before I can wake up and go back to sleep again.

“What a cute baby, what’s his name?” – “Spot.”

That baby's pretty chill, though.

Rules Are Rules

I always shit at work. But I also always shit at home. Basically, I always shit everywhere.

Nerf Turder

And then they all laughed and pointed at me with their weiners.

One of those “interpretations” I keep hearing about

I think this still counts as a comic.

Uninvited

Stay at home and "watch" your movies by yourself, freak.

Surprise attack coffee comic

I can make any conversation into a conversation about coffee.

Just Lose It

Paint the town red.

Semantics, Two

Gonna get a lot of reading done. Oh, and some naps.

Crybaby

So it'll be easier for me to ignore.

Semantics

Woah woah woah, I ain't tryin' to be a part of no love triangle here!

Who Knows Anymore

I'll just look online to see if it DAMNIT OUR FAVORITE CHARACTER DIES.

Timeless

Farts are always funny, but once in a while you get that comedian that goes too far and poops.

Literary Winter is Coming

The future is now, and it's boring. And not just because you have to read it!

Where Is Your God Now?

Lots of people listen to your voicemail greeting. Try to live your life accordingly.

Give ‘Em Smell!

Smells like a bakery and a sewage treatment plant made a baby and then aborted it with a soldering iron.

Impersonation

Trying new things with our jokes, testing the waters for more experimental stuff. Maybe props.

Cat Something

Here at Senile Something, cats are the new coffee. Except cats took the spotlight by force.

Fish Aren’t Funny

Damnit! Ok, just this once.

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