senile something

A webcomic about life, love, and plagiarism. Updated Monday-Friday. Sometimes.

Tag: damn

Can’t

And I LOVE complaining.

No problem

"I'm serious, you can't tell anyone." - "I'm serious, stop talking to me."

The Struggle

"How about you?" - "English. And nothing, to answer your follow up."

Work Ethics

You know we're not in the office, right?

Priceless

The economy could be booming, if only people adjusted the way they viewed my services.

Money can’t buy doing less work

Sort of evens itself out.

All I want to do is whatever I want

"You seem to be going quite a bit over the speed limit, too." - "Bah-- those things are more like suggestions."

Fart Gallery

Those farts cost me $9.25, and they were worth every penny.

Is That a No?

Just kidding, pay for our gas and we'll be there.

Full-time is a Flat Circle

Guess I'd better just kill myself this weekend to keep it from happening again.

Being out of sick days sucks

I should really get a real job.

Fair enough

Usually he just sits and stares. But I didn't feel like drawing him that way. Please see Monday's comic for explanation.

Beard Envy

And now here I am bragging to you guys about a beard I don't have anymore. Impressed?

Classy

I'm still just having a five dollar and ten cent meal, though.

Starving Hardest

Get out there and make a name for yourself. What is your name, by the way? "Fuck You For Listening."

Living the dream

And sweat.

Touring Florida

Sleeping in the van, whether I'm driving or not.

Like for like

I like everything you do when you're in the same room with me.

The Girl with the Coffee Tattoo

"Yes, of course. How rude of me. I'll put on a pot right away."

Making Friends

People you meet on tour are full of these great opening lines.

“What a cute baby, what’s his name?” – “Spot.”

That baby's pretty chill, though.

Rules Are Rules

I always shit at work. But I also always shit at home. Basically, I always shit everywhere.

Nerf Turder

And then they all laughed and pointed at me with their weiners.

One of those “interpretations” I keep hearing about

I think this still counts as a comic.

Uninvited

Stay at home and "watch" your movies by yourself, freak.

Surprise attack coffee comic

I can make any conversation into a conversation about coffee.

Just Lose It

Paint the town red.

Seems Legit

"Oh yea. And you're top in sales like, every week. 'Atta-boy."

Semantics, Two

Gonna get a lot of reading done. Oh, and some naps.

Crybaby

So it'll be easier for me to ignore.

Who Knows Anymore

I'll just look online to see if it DAMNIT OUR FAVORITE CHARACTER DIES.

You keep saying that word …

I just want you to be prepapared for the biggest let down in the history of television.

Reason for the seasons

Florida is the monogamy of temperature.

Literary Winter is Coming

The future is now, and it's boring. And not just because you have to read it!

Give ‘Em Smell!

Smells like a bakery and a sewage treatment plant made a baby and then aborted it with a soldering iron.

April snowers.

It's not snow anymore. It's just confused rain, now.

Impersonation

Trying new things with our jokes, testing the waters for more experimental stuff. Maybe props.

Fish Aren’t Funny

Damnit! Ok, just this once.

Cats are weird.

Smother it before it wakes up.

Back Pain

Sure, three lifeguards would probably work better than one. But we're talking about aspirin, not big tan hunks.

“This book is dedicated to that awful band.”

April Fools. Shit, I mean this really happened.

You’ve reached Google inc, what can I google for you?

I ask because literally everything you can ask me can be answered on the computer.

 

Breaking News

The guy all the way on the right is Tim. He hears it all the time.

The honeymoon phase is over

Step away from the kitten ...

Whoever keeps saying this: please stop.

The return of death by scissors.

Right Dead Fred

This is definitely the biggest dick I've ever drawn.

How does it feel to be the first person in history to have a wrong opinion?

Let's go back to that.

Grow Up

If you hate the number so much, just give me a discount. I'm not spending more money because you're an idiot.

In which a room needs cleaning.

No one notices when you clean unless you allow it to get dirty enough first.

Things Only Get Worse

Sometimes the headache is in my eyes, sometimes it's in my soul.

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