senile something

A webcomic about life, love, and plagiarism. Updated Monday-Friday. Sometimes.

Month: June, 2014

No Thank You

Just stop.

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I don’t get paid to talk to you out of the office

Don't be such a cunthole, Steve.

Fart Gallery

Those farts cost me $9.25, and they were worth every penny.

I loves him

If you shave them they're actually super aerodynamic.

Is That a No?

Just kidding, pay for our gas and we'll be there.

You guys are all the coolest guys

"Faggot."

Frankenspine

I haven't actually googled Frankenspine. If that's a real band I'm not talking about them.

Sleep overs

I only share my coffee if I HAVE to.

Commitment

Mr. Johnson stayed the night with me and now he feels really differently about drinking on the job.

The difference is I don’t care

Just imagine, I have to talk to assholes like you all day.

Full-time is a Flat Circle

Guess I'd better just kill myself this weekend to keep it from happening again.

Being out of sick days sucks

I should really get a real job.

Rest Up

Makes total sense. Why don't you come in around noon?

Fair enough

Usually he just sits and stares. But I didn't feel like drawing him that way. Please see Monday's comic for explanation.

Beard Envy

And now here I am bragging to you guys about a beard I don't have anymore. Impressed?

Mouse free

Someone should let him know he can still use the line and circle tools with the touchpad.

Classy

I'm still just having a five dollar and ten cent meal, though.

Back to reality

Call back in a week when I'm numb to everything again.

Starving Hardest

Get out there and make a name for yourself. What is your name, by the way? "Fuck You For Listening."

Living the dream

And sweat.

Touring Florida

Sleeping in the van, whether I'm driving or not.