senile something

A webcomic about life, love, and plagiarism. Updated Monday-Friday. Sometimes.

Month: April, 2014

Semantics

Woah woah woah, I ain't tryin' to be a part of no love triangle here!

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Nerdy Halloween

"What are you supposed to be?" - "A sexy The Thing."

Who Knows Anymore

I'll just look online to see if it DAMNIT OUR FAVORITE CHARACTER DIES.

You keep saying that word …

I just want you to be prepapared for the biggest let down in the history of television.

Timeless

Farts are always funny, but once in a while you get that comedian that goes too far and poops.

Reason for the seasons

Florida is the monogamy of temperature.

Literary Winter is Coming

The future is now, and it's boring. And not just because you have to read it!

That’ll show ’em.

I don't know, maybe don't tell her all that next time.

Where Is Your God Now?

Lots of people listen to your voicemail greeting. Try to live your life accordingly.

Caller ID is still a thing

I know your address, too.

Give ‘Em Smell!

Smells like a bakery and a sewage treatment plant made a baby and then aborted it with a soldering iron.

April snowers.

It's not snow anymore. It's just confused rain, now.

Impersonation

Trying new things with our jokes, testing the waters for more experimental stuff. Maybe props.

Cat Something

Here at Senile Something, cats are the new coffee. Except cats took the spotlight by force.

Fish Aren’t Funny

Damnit! Ok, just this once.

Why would you ever need to spell that?

Drape is never funny.

Safe Bet

Always bet on death.

BFFE

Basically, if you don't love The Big Lebowski, we're not really friends.

One Nation, Under Friday

Some people are just too comfortable praising the weekend in the workplace.

Cats are weird.

Smother it before it wakes up.

Back Pain

Sure, three lifeguards would probably work better than one. But we're talking about aspirin, not big tan hunks.

“This book is dedicated to that awful band.”

April Fools. Shit, I mean this really happened.