senile something

A webcomic about life, love, and plagiarism. Updated Monday-Friday. Sometimes.

Month: March, 2014

Order of Operations

Gotta learn to walk before you can run. But first you have to grow legs or something.

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You’ve reached Google inc, what can I google for you?

I ask because literally everything you can ask me can be answered on the computer.

 

Breaking News

The guy all the way on the right is Tim. He hears it all the time.

The honeymoon phase is over

Step away from the kitten ...

Sharing

The number of my poops today can be represented by the equation "n-x," where "n" is how many poops is enough, and "x" is greater than or equal to 1.

Whoever keeps saying this: please stop.

The return of death by scissors.

Right Dead Fred

This is definitely the biggest dick I've ever drawn.

How does it feel to be the first person in history to have a wrong opinion?

Let's go back to that.

Time Shredder

Being 27 and on tour gets you this question all the time. The real answer is usually right around the age of the asker.

Smoke-free smoke breaks

I just want to take seven paid breaks a day, too.

Grow Up

If you hate the number so much, just give me a discount. I'm not spending more money because you're an idiot.

In which a room needs cleaning.

No one notices when you clean unless you allow it to get dirty enough first.

Things Only Get Worse

Sometimes the headache is in my eyes, sometimes it's in my soul.

I’ll fight you

Oh, it wasn't a joke? Wrong. You're the joke.

Changes

Turns out I was brewing pure heroin. I don't know how the grocery store got that mixed up, but I am glad I bought it at a chain big enough to pay for my rehab.

It’s really consumed my days

I blame tacos. Wait, blame is the wrong word. I thank tacos.

Understanding

It's a process. Not a good one, though.

Spoiler: they don’t live in Florida

I bet you thought this was going to be about a cat ...

Dogs Can Grow Beards, Though

Google also says cats can give you feelings. I'm never coming over again.

Draw what you know

I think that's what cats look like.

Timely

There's no way I'm watching Gravity. Nothing can win that many awards and still be good.