senile something

A webcomic about life, love, and plagiarism. Updated Monday-Friday. Sometimes.

Month: February, 2014

I don’t trust them

 

Just sitting there ... spinning.

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Science

I'm on 18, and I'm feeling pretty great. Let me know when the bathroom's available, though.

“Prison” is a funny looking word when you type it over and over

You know, the way you phrased all that makes me feel like you were making my argument for me.

The Old Switcheroo

Here I stand, all bent and stooped- Tried to fart, but only pooped.

I’m not a jerk, I just own a dictionary

Just call it what it is. This costs $5. I’m not donating anything, I’m paying you. Liar.

Wahhhhmuel L. Jackson

Yeah, look at that fucking car. You like that, don't you? Yeah, you like that.

All seven of my deadly sins are “envy”

His beard is the only thing in the world that can do more push-ups than me.

People Pay More For That?

Also, maybe quit using the word "cup." "Tube" would probably work.

We can’t be funny all the time

SOOOOOOOO SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE!

Nailed It

More like "Presidon'ts Day." sfkjlhgsdlfkjnvslkdjfhglwuehrglkjsnvveiwhlkdjfhg

Doing Something

$37 well spent.

One Wish

I think it really threw off my whole day. I could be president right now if things had gone differently.

Everything is not a feminist issue

If this is the only thing you know, I feel awful for all the things you actually do know.

Curling >

I'm getting a second job to pay for a cable upgrade. I just have to be off by 4am.

Chicago’s Winter Layers

At least we hope they're all squirrels. If a few dogs, cats or rabbits get in the mix it'd be very upsetting ... OK not so much the cats.

Obligations

This comic is late because of those links. Back to the grind!

The tall guy at basement shows

"Do you need ice for your vagina?" - "Yes."

Say What You Mean

"Hi Sean, I'm a big asshole and I want a huge discount."

I don’t care

I'm sooooooooo sorry your case got to you before your guitar. Do you want to hug it out? Need some tea? Chamomille? Need some ice for your vagina?

Anatomy is Weird

It never goes down the crotch tube.