senile something

A webcomic about life, love, and plagiarism. Updated Monday-Friday. Sometimes.

Month: January, 2014

Time to buy some matches

I DO THIS EVERY DAY?!

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Important Questions

How much guitar would a guitar guitar if a guitar could guitar?

In logic we pray …

I'm serious, you understand how food works, right? Right? It's important to me that you know this.

JK

Jk about the jk part. Leave me alone.

Free at last

No matter where you drop your food, if it's on the floor where a pet lives, there's hair on it when you pick it up.

Half-Milestone

I've gotta find some way to skip a day so Guy 2 gets on evens. Way too much stress.

Showers are magic

"OK, now get out of my house." - "UUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHH."

Pissness Meeting

The visiting business men were so impressed with his boldness they signed a ten-year contract with their firm, Urine, Urine & Wizz.

Coors can breakdown

WAIT, DON'T GO, I CAN CHANGE, I SWEAR!

Pale for Good

Dad was all like "You don't see sand this white even in Hawaii!" and then he got real quiet and said "Kids... get back in the car."

No shave nowinter

Yea, that's how my facial hair grows, you want to fight about it?

Inspiration

I guess you could say bad.

Basically, yea.

Sportz!

And Ye Shall Find

"Do you know how to spell it? No? It's a Behringer."

It’s the thought that counts

If I can get just one employee fired for cussing at a kid due to being completely overwhelmed then I've done my part.

Senior Discount

What, because you have less time to use the product you think we should make less money on it? Nice try.

Girls apparently don’t read on the shitter

"Oh, I've been done pooping for about four pages-- just trying to knock out this chapter."

Grown-Ass Babies

When Mike thinks you need to grow up, you're in trouble.

Just go home

I bet you tune by ear too because you "don't trust" tuners.

Snow Day

True story, but I drank it all the night before. And drew this comic then, too.

How traditions are made

Graphs can be comics, too.

It’s a Trampoline Store

They sell trampolines.

Happy can’t talk I’m late for work day

Before you call me boring, just know I spent eight months of 2013 totally not doing that shit at all.