senile something

A webcomic about life, love, and plagiarism. Updated Monday-Friday. Sometimes.

Month: October, 2013

How Halloween was started

It's quite a boring story.


Yes, Dear

*throws remote into the sun*

First day of work

I can name what instrument they all play, too. We have too many bosses.

Don’t be a gay (guest comic five)

My pa' says common courtesy's fer queers!

Thanks to Reymun Jarvis aka Worsethen Jarbage at Beat the Whales Productions for this submission.

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Ever want to be really mean to a fat lady?

So did I.


"Friday" means "fuck off, kid, I'm not telling you all my secrets."

Say no to bullshit

You don't want to see me at church.

Life Hack

Real life pro-tip, Walgreen's has the same milk for like a dollar less.

Reader Loyalty

Want to guess who he's reading?

Boogers Everywhere!

Headbang that snot right out of your face!

Grammar can be confusing

But no, I fucking hate the movies.

Meatstores, Inc.

They sell meat in stores.


Novocaine gives our characters faces. It's a messy drug.

Presidential Gas

Hail to the beef.

The many counties of Orange

A, don't respond to "where are you from" with the name of the county you live in. B, fuck off.

Barhunt Checklist

Don't take a card in 2013? Fuck you.

How do straight edge kids make friends?

"Dude, sorry I hit you, but you know how I feel about skittles." - "Well I do now ..."

The Absent Minded Slacker

October is a tricky month. At least I remembered that she had a birthday within this year.

President Bad Mother Fucker

Just to be clear, this is a joke about his big dick, not about him being a war monger or something.

ISPs Suck

Friday? Who's got time for that?

Strict TSA

"This trashcan will do."

Zit Advice

Now lance it with a bullet and hope for the best.


It's really harder than it looks.