senile something

A webcomic about life, love, and plagiarism. Updated Monday-Friday. Sometimes.

Month: September, 2013

Service With a Creepy Smile

True story, but it was Penske.


Things the godly say

"Man, I hate fags." "... God damn it."

Horse Fart Trauma

It was long and wet and made me jealous.


All those characters who are killed off must be so pumped to not live in that boring-ass story anymore.

Rental Life

By "forever" I mean until I die. How much do you charge to remove a corpse from one of your cars?

Awesome Van for Awesome Man

That Van Club is real. It's on par with the "Black Dudes with Dreds" club and "Pregnant Bitches United."


Whoops, poops!

Luckiest dogs ever

And this one I actually carried on my back out of a burning house that his previous owners were killed in. His name is Greg.

Con Part Two: Booze On First

If only there had been some people around to help me with all those shots.

Closets are for squares

Also try: balling your collared shirts up and stuffing them in the corners of your duffel bag!

Pro: Everything Else

Enough chit-chat, is it noon yet? I'm dying for a beer.

Get used to unemployment

Ooooh, it's IN the computer. Hang on I'll get a hammer.

Like, Yuck!

Inattentive AND cocky?! Put a ring on that shit!


*like* - "Ok guys we're one away again!" *unlike* - "Awwwwwww ..."

My Credit Score is i

Suicide boosts your score by like 3 points.


Being able to buy beer really changes your perspective on life.

Hashtag Die

Damn, his boss is a #dick.


Was his name-o. Sorry, I wasn't paying attention.

Shut the Fuck Up

I don't care how many times you've seen that camel commercial. That commercial is for camels, right?

Any title would be a spoiler (Guest comic four)


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Nothing like waking up to a claw-hammer being brought down with commanding authority repeatedly on your brain.