senile something

A webcomic about life, love, and plagiarism. Updated Monday-Friday. Sometimes.

Month: August, 2013

That chick’s ‘stache is sexy

Or a girl with a dog, or a funny shirt, or twins, or tattoos, or who just made a noise, or with your school colors, or your school's rival's colors, or a piercing, or with dyed hair, or while saying "that chick is funny looking," or with a lot of mascara, or with a baby ...


Problem Solving 3: Even Solvier

To be fair, it's a small dog.

Guitar is hard

Should've brought more than one.

Problem Solving 2: Solve This

*glug glug glug glug glug glug glug* Now, where were we?

Being in a wedding

"Don't worry, you're going to love your groomsman gift." - "If it's a glass of any kind tell me now so I can opt out."


But who's counting?

I need a favor

Small talk is essential in using distant friends and acquaintances for your own personal gain.

Kind Of

If I say yes, will you hold it against me?

Crazy cat lady

They ate all her children.

Sound Research

Oh, except for that one night outside of Las Vegas. I'm pretty sure that light is still red.

Just hold the helmet

"Didn't you hear what I just said?" - "Couldn't hear anything over the screaming need to hit you in your face."


At least it wasn't "#YOLO"

No passing zone

OK, I lied about the number of graphs I'd be making. -

The Sun Should be Called the Suck

I got my dick kicked in by the sun this weekend.

I can’t stress this enough

If you drink anything but "espresso" or "americano," stop saying you like coffee.

Small Talk

Social Interaction: Achieved

More is more

I'll add a cup of salt, too. Just for good measure.

Beard Doctor

That'll be $7,000.


"Now, The Mars Volta-- THOSE guys rock."

Problem Solving

Glug Life

Plagiarism Week II – toothpaste for dinner

So nice I had to steal it twice:

Plagiarism Week II – Wondermark!

Probably some other animal did the devouring, then? Probably.