senile something

A webcomic about life, love, and plagiarism. Updated Monday-Friday. Sometimes.

Month: April, 2013

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Monday Bloody Monday


Think, damn it.

This is taking too long. Just write a dick joke.

Worst. Comic. Ever.

It's like the little old lady next to me and her 4 year old grandson have never seen tentacle porn before.

There has to be a better way

Cover your mouth, you Nazi.

That’s Not What I Would’ve Called It

Scientists are the worst at naming things.


Spoiler: they all die.

Billionth Time’s a Charm!

Fuck: this song, this guitar, this studio, you, me, everything, especially this song.

Cover Comedians

Just stick with telling Dane Cook jokes to your unfulfilled girlfriend.

More Like “WedDON’T”

Right in front of two whole families. And her dress was so beautiful, too!

Peel them like an adult

Oh, you want to only eat 1/3 of the fruit in here? Cut it in half and just sort of mush the pulp around for a while.

Party of One

"Oh, you wanna buy me a beer? Yeah, I've just been really busy. I've missed you. I enjoy our times together. Let's be best friends."

Breakfast for weenies

"Oh, and a diet coke." "Flat coke, coming right up."

Getting Swoll

You'd expect him to be fatter, right?

Now a best-selling novel

Punchline brought to you by "Airheads," the short story by Steve Buscemi.

Age Ain’t Nothing But A Number (In Years, Preferably)

How many twelfths of a foot tall are you?

Life’s mysteries answered

Just kidding. There is no god.

Not Enough Bodies At This Party

I'm just kidding, my freezer broke a few years ago.

Getting older

You get taller, houses get shorter. It's science.

Half the People Were Kung Fu Fighting

Spoiler alert: They both end up looking stupid.

Japanese Gardens

That'll be $42.

April Fools

It's a long setup, but soooo worth it.