senile something

A webcomic about life, love, and plagiarism. Updated Monday-Friday. Sometimes.

Tag: work

Loyalty

-You'll know I get the job if I no call/no show for the rest of the week.

Hangs

I hang out with everyone all the time, just some of them are doing other things. Like work, or terrorism, or being dead.-

Coffeopathy

But no, you can't have it.

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Work Ethics

-You know we're not in the office, right?

Money can’t buy doing less work

-Sort of evens itself out.

No Thank You

Just stop.-

I don’t get paid to talk to you out of the office

-Don't be such a cunthole, Steve.

Commitment

Mr. Johnson stayed the night with me and now he feels really differently about drinking on the job.-

The difference is I don’t care

-Just imagine, I have to talk to assholes like you all day.

Full-time is a Flat Circle

Guess I'd better just kill myself this weekend to keep it from happening again.-

Being out of sick days sucks

-I should really get a real job.

Rest Up

Makes total sense. Why don't you come in around noon?-

Back to reality

-Call back in a week when I'm numb to everything again.

Breakin’ 1: Electric Boogalunn

We'll be here all week... next week.-

Rules Are Rules

I always shit at work. But I also always shit at home. Basically, I always shit everywhere.-

Nerf Turder

And then they all laughed and pointed at me with their weiners.-

Just Lose It

Paint the town red.-

Seems Legit

-"Oh yea. And you're top in sales like, every week. 'Atta-boy."

Semantics, Two

Gonna get a lot of reading done. Oh, and some naps.-

Where Is Your God Now?

Lots of people listen to your voicemail greeting. Try to live your life accordingly.-

Caller ID is still a thing

I know your address, too.-

Give ‘Em Smell!

Smells like a bakery and a sewage treatment plant made a baby and then aborted it with a soldering iron.-

One Nation, Under Friday

Some people are just too comfortable praising the weekend in the workplace.-

Cats are weird.

-Smother it before it wakes up.

You’ve reached Google inc, what can I google for you?

I ask because literally everything you can ask me can be answered on the computer.-

 

Breaking News

The guy all the way on the right is Tim. He hears it all the time.-

Sharing

The number of my poops today can be represented by the equation "n-x," where "n" is how many poops is enough, and "x" is greater than or equal to 1.-

Smoke-free smoke breaks

-I just want to take seven paid breaks a day, too.

I’ll fight you

-Oh, it wasn't a joke? Wrong. You're the joke.

Changes

Turns out I was brewing pure heroin. I don't know how the grocery store got that mixed up, but I am glad I bought it at a chain big enough to pay for my rehab.-

Understanding

It's a process. Not a good one, though.-

Science

I'm on 18, and I'm feeling pretty great. Let me know when the bathroom's available, though.-

We can’t be funny all the time

-SOOOOOOOO SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE!

Curling >

I'm getting a second job to pay for a cable upgrade. I just have to be off by 4am.-

Obligations

This comic is late because of those links. Back to the grind!-

Say What You Mean

"Hi Sean, I'm a big asshole and I want a huge discount."-

I don’t care

I'm sooooooooo sorry your case got to you before your guitar. Do you want to hug it out? Need some tea? Chamomille? Need some ice for your vagina?

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Important Questions

How much guitar would a guitar guitar if a guitar could guitar?-

And Ye Shall Find

"Do you know how to spell it? No? It's a Behringer."-

It’s the thought that counts

If I can get just one employee fired for cussing at a kid due to being completely overwhelmed then I've done my part.

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Senior Discount

What, because you have less time to use the product you think we should make less money on it? Nice try.-

Grown-Ass Babies

When Mike thinks you need to grow up, you're in trouble.-

Snow Day

True story, but I drank it all the night before. And drew this comic then, too.-

It’s a Trampoline Store

They sell trampolines.-

Happy can’t talk I’m late for work day

-Before you call me boring, just know I spent eight months of 2013 totally not doing that shit at all.

White Christmas

Don't be a dick this holiday, hope for a regular colored Christmas.

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How the breakfast place was won

They both are equally effective, but only one can be funny.

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Stating the statement

-"Hey can I ask you a question?" - "Sure." - "Thanks." *click*  ...

Real Feel

-"Hm. Looks like rain." - Chance of rain: 100%.

How office romances start

-You had me at "you'll do."

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