senile something

A webcomic about life, love, and plagiarism. Updated Monday-Friday. Sometimes.

Tag: humor

Literary Winter is Coming

The future is now, and it's boring. And not just because you have to read it!-

Where Is Your God Now?

Lots of people listen to your voicemail greeting. Try to live your life accordingly.-

Give ‘Em Smell!

Smells like a bakery and a sewage treatment plant made a baby and then aborted it with a soldering iron.-

Impersonation

Trying new things with our jokes, testing the waters for more experimental stuff. Maybe props.-

Fish Aren’t Funny

Damnit! Ok, just this once.-

Why would you ever need to spell that?

-Drape is never funny.

Safe Bet

Always bet on death.-

One Nation, Under Friday

Some people are just too comfortable praising the weekend in the workplace.-

Back Pain

Sure, three lifeguards would probably work better than one. But we're talking about aspirin, not big tan hunks.-

“This book is dedicated to that awful band.”

-April Fools. Shit, I mean this really happened.

Order of Operations

Gotta learn to walk before you can run. But first you have to grow legs or something.-

Breaking News

The guy all the way on the right is Tim. He hears it all the time.-

The honeymoon phase is over

-Step away from the kitten ...

Sharing

The number of my poops today can be represented by the equation "n-x," where "n" is how many poops is enough, and "x" is greater than or equal to 1.-

Right Dead Fred

This is definitely the biggest dick I've ever drawn.-

Time Shredder

Being 27 and on tour gets you this question all the time. The real answer is usually right around the age of the asker.-

Grow Up

If you hate the number so much, just give me a discount. I'm not spending more money because you're an idiot.-

Things Only Get Worse

Sometimes the headache is in my eyes, sometimes it's in my soul.-

Changes

Turns out I was brewing pure heroin. I don't know how the grocery store got that mixed up, but I am glad I bought it at a chain big enough to pay for my rehab.-

Understanding

It's a process. Not a good one, though.-

Spoiler: they don’t live in Florida

-I bet you thought this was going to be about a cat ...

Dogs Can Grow Beards, Though

Google also says cats can give you feelings. I'm never coming over again.-

Draw what you know

-I think that's what cats look like.

Timely

There's no way I'm watching Gravity. Nothing can win that many awards and still be good.-

Science

I'm on 18, and I'm feeling pretty great. Let me know when the bathroom's available, though.-

The Old Switcheroo

Here I stand, all bent and stooped- Tried to fart, but only pooped.-

I’m not a jerk, I just own a dictionary

-Just call it what it is. This costs $5. I’m not donating anything, I’m paying you. Liar.

Wahhhhmuel L. Jackson

Yeah, look at that fucking car. You like that, don't you? Yeah, you like that.-

People Pay More For That?

Also, maybe quit using the word "cup." "Tube" would probably work.-

Nailed It

More like "Presidon'ts Day." sfkjlhgsdlfkjnvslkdjfhglwuehrglkjsnvveiwhlkdjfhg-

One Wish

I think it really threw off my whole day. I could be president right now if things had gone differently.-

Curling >

I'm getting a second job to pay for a cable upgrade. I just have to be off by 4am.-

Obligations

This comic is late because of those links. Back to the grind!-

The tall guy at basement shows

-"Do you need ice for your vagina?" - "Yes."

Say What You Mean

"Hi Sean, I'm a big asshole and I want a huge discount."-

Anatomy is Weird

It never goes down the crotch tube.-

Important Questions

How much guitar would a guitar guitar if a guitar could guitar?-

JK

Jk about the jk part. Leave me alone.-

Half-Milestone

I've gotta find some way to skip a day so Guy 2 gets on evens. Way too much stress.-

Showers are magic

-"OK, now get out of my house." - "UUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHH."

Coors can breakdown

-WAIT, DON'T GO, I CAN CHANGE, I SWEAR!

Pale for Good

Dad was all like "You don't see sand this white even in Hawaii!" and then he got real quiet and said "Kids... get back in the car."-

Inspiration

I guess you could say bad.-

Basically, yea.

-Sportz!

And Ye Shall Find

"Do you know how to spell it? No? It's a Behringer."-

Senior Discount

What, because you have less time to use the product you think we should make less money on it? Nice try.-

Grown-Ass Babies

When Mike thinks you need to grow up, you're in trouble.-

Snow Day

True story, but I drank it all the night before. And drew this comic then, too.-

It’s a Trampoline Store

They sell trampolines.-

Pissed Opportunities

Piss is basically a 1-star rating. Shit is a formal complaint with the BBB.-

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