senile something

A webcomic about life, love, and plagiarism. Updated Monday-Friday. Sometimes.

Tag: funny

Birthday

Shut up and buy me a beer.-

My best ideas are on bike

-But I can never remember them when I'm done riding.

Enhance

I don't feel comfortable with you all up in my grill like this.-

Too Early

Everything means "bedtime?" to me.-

Hangs

I hang out with everyone all the time, just some of them are doing other things. Like work, or terrorism, or being dead.-

Head Shapes

Really sensitive about his weird-looking cranium.-

Priceless

The economy could be booming, if only people adjusted the way they viewed my services.-

The Struggle

I took calculus in college, so I can tell you it's 6pm.-

Undependence Day

Sweaty Christmas-

Car Trouble

Editor's note: SS would never commit or condone the actions described in this comic. That would be fraud. *biggest fucking wink ever*-

No Thank You

Just stop.-

Fart Gallery

Those farts cost me $9.25, and they were worth every penny.-

I loves him

If you shave them they're actually super aerodynamic.

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Is That a No?

Just kidding, pay for our gas and we'll be there.-

Frankenspine

I haven't actually googled Frankenspine. If that's a real band I'm not talking about them.-

Sleep overs

-I only share my coffee if I HAVE to.

Commitment

Mr. Johnson stayed the night with me and now he feels really differently about drinking on the job.-

Full-time is a Flat Circle

Guess I'd better just kill myself this weekend to keep it from happening again.-

Rest Up

Makes total sense. Why don't you come in around noon?-

Beard Envy

And now here I am bragging to you guys about a beard I don't have anymore. Impressed?-

Classy

I'm still just having a five dollar and ten cent meal, though.-

Starving Hardest

Get out there and make a name for yourself. What is your name, by the way? "Fuck You For Listening."-

Living the dream

-And sweat.

Touring Florida

Sleeping in the van, whether I'm driving or not.-

Morning Dilemma

I'm not trying to say I don't like it. In fact, I think people should wake me up with coffee more often so I can get desensitized to it.-

The Girl with the Coffee Tattoo

-"Yes, of course. How rude of me. I'll put on a pot right away."

Making Friends

People you meet on tour are full of these great opening lines.-

Breakin’ 1: Electric Boogalunn

We'll be here all week... next week.-

Never Enough

I need at least 24 hours of sleep before I can wake up and go back to sleep again.-

“What a cute baby, what’s his name?” – “Spot.”

That baby's pretty chill, though.

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Rules Are Rules

I always shit at work. But I also always shit at home. Basically, I always shit everywhere.-

Nerf Turder

And then they all laughed and pointed at me with their weiners.-

One of those “interpretations” I keep hearing about

-I think this still counts as a comic.

Uninvited

Stay at home and "watch" your movies by yourself, freak.-

Surprise attack coffee comic

-I can make any conversation into a conversation about coffee.

Just Lose It

Paint the town red.-

Semantics, Two

Gonna get a lot of reading done. Oh, and some naps.-

Crybaby

-So it'll be easier for me to ignore.

Semantics

Woah woah woah, I ain't tryin' to be a part of no love triangle here!-

Who Knows Anymore

I'll just look online to see if it DAMNIT OUR FAVORITE CHARACTER DIES.-

Timeless

Farts are always funny, but once in a while you get that comedian that goes too far and poops.-

Literary Winter is Coming

The future is now, and it's boring. And not just because you have to read it!-

Where Is Your God Now?

Lots of people listen to your voicemail greeting. Try to live your life accordingly.-

Give ‘Em Smell!

Smells like a bakery and a sewage treatment plant made a baby and then aborted it with a soldering iron.-

Impersonation

Trying new things with our jokes, testing the waters for more experimental stuff. Maybe props.-

Cat Something

-Here at Senile Something, cats are the new coffee. Except cats took the spotlight by force.

Fish Aren’t Funny

Damnit! Ok, just this once.-

Why would you ever need to spell that?

-Drape is never funny.

One Nation, Under Friday

Some people are just too comfortable praising the weekend in the workplace.-

Back Pain

Sure, three lifeguards would probably work better than one. But we're talking about aspirin, not big tan hunks.-

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