senile something

A webcomic about life, love, and plagiarism. Updated Monday-Friday. Sometimes.

Tag: funny

Where Is Your God Now?

Lots of people listen to your voicemail greeting. Try to live your life accordingly.-

Give ‘Em Smell!

Smells like a bakery and a sewage treatment plant made a baby and then aborted it with a soldering iron.-

Impersonation

Trying new things with our jokes, testing the waters for more experimental stuff. Maybe props.-

Cat Something

-Here at Senile Something, cats are the new coffee. Except cats took the spotlight by force.

Fish Aren’t Funny

Damnit! Ok, just this once.-

Why would you ever need to spell that?

-Drape is never funny.

One Nation, Under Friday

Some people are just too comfortable praising the weekend in the workplace.-

Back Pain

Sure, three lifeguards would probably work better than one. But we're talking about aspirin, not big tan hunks.-

Order of Operations

Gotta learn to walk before you can run. But first you have to grow legs or something.-

Breaking News

The guy all the way on the right is Tim. He hears it all the time.-

Sharing

The number of my poops today can be represented by the equation "n-x," where "n" is how many poops is enough, and "x" is greater than or equal to 1.-

Whoever keeps saying this: please stop.

-The return of death by scissors.

Right Dead Fred

This is definitely the biggest dick I've ever drawn.-

How does it feel to be the first person in history to have a wrong opinion?

-Let's go back to that.

Time Shredder

Being 27 and on tour gets you this question all the time. The real answer is usually right around the age of the asker.-

Grow Up

If you hate the number so much, just give me a discount. I'm not spending more money because you're an idiot.-

Things Only Get Worse

Sometimes the headache is in my eyes, sometimes it's in my soul.-

I’ll fight you

-Oh, it wasn't a joke? Wrong. You're the joke.

Changes

Turns out I was brewing pure heroin. I don't know how the grocery store got that mixed up, but I am glad I bought it at a chain big enough to pay for my rehab.-

Understanding

It's a process. Not a good one, though.-

Draw what you know

-I think that's what cats look like.

Timely

There's no way I'm watching Gravity. Nothing can win that many awards and still be good.-

I don’t trust them

 

-Just sitting there ... spinning.

Science

I'm on 18, and I'm feeling pretty great. Let me know when the bathroom's available, though.-

The Old Switcheroo

Here I stand, all bent and stooped- Tried to fart, but only pooped.-

Wahhhhmuel L. Jackson

Yeah, look at that fucking car. You like that, don't you? Yeah, you like that.-

People Pay More For That?

Also, maybe quit using the word "cup." "Tube" would probably work.-

Nailed It

More like "Presidon'ts Day." sfkjlhgsdlfkjnvslkdjfhglwuehrglkjsnvveiwhlkdjfhg-

One Wish

I think it really threw off my whole day. I could be president right now if things had gone differently.-

Curling >

I'm getting a second job to pay for a cable upgrade. I just have to be off by 4am.-

Obligations

This comic is late because of those links. Back to the grind!-

The tall guy at basement shows

-"Do you need ice for your vagina?" - "Yes."

Say What You Mean

"Hi Sean, I'm a big asshole and I want a huge discount."-

I don’t care

I'm sooooooooo sorry your case got to you before your guitar. Do you want to hug it out? Need some tea? Chamomille? Need some ice for your vagina?

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Anatomy is Weird

It never goes down the crotch tube.-

Important Questions

How much guitar would a guitar guitar if a guitar could guitar?-

JK

Jk about the jk part. Leave me alone.-

Half-Milestone

I've gotta find some way to skip a day so Guy 2 gets on evens. Way too much stress.-

Coors can breakdown

-WAIT, DON'T GO, I CAN CHANGE, I SWEAR!

Pale for Good

Dad was all like "You don't see sand this white even in Hawaii!" and then he got real quiet and said "Kids... get back in the car."-

Inspiration

I guess you could say bad.-

And Ye Shall Find

"Do you know how to spell it? No? It's a Behringer."-

It’s the thought that counts

If I can get just one employee fired for cussing at a kid due to being completely overwhelmed then I've done my part.

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Senior Discount

What, because you have less time to use the product you think we should make less money on it? Nice try.-

Grown-Ass Babies

When Mike thinks you need to grow up, you're in trouble.-

Snow Day

True story, but I drank it all the night before. And drew this comic then, too.-

It’s a Trampoline Store

They sell trampolines.-

Pissed Opportunities

Piss is basically a 1-star rating. Shit is a formal complaint with the BBB.-

Call the Cops

More like "butt-curdling."-

Christmas Daydrunk

Present selection order is soooo important. Pick the bottle-shaped one first.-

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