senile something

A webcomic about life, love, and plagiarism. Updated Monday-Friday. Sometimes.

Tag: funny

Another coffee comic

-Now go make me a sandwich.

Dead Tired

1-800-FAT-N-DED-

I Took Remedial Math Once

If a train leaves Cleveland traveling at 45 mph, and another train leaves at the same time from Miami traveling 75 mph, what is 1+1?-

Romancipation Proclamation

I wish you guys could see the second panel. He flips the table and rips his shirt off and all the non-bitchy girls cheer and throw their panties at him. Man, you guys are really missing out.-

“Like” A Boss

"Please stop posting pictures of your baby doing drugs on my page, I think I can get arrested for that."-

Well that’s misleading

-New rule: songs that may be mistakenly taken literally are no longer allowed to be played at bars. No more "Paradise City," "Pour Some Sugar on Me," "The Roof is on Fire" or "Don't Stop Believing." That last one just because it's awful.

“High One” Will Never Catch On

Makes you wonder how all the guys in our office comics get anything done. Typing in the Senile Something universe has to be awful.-

Red Rover Defense

My degree isn't in math, but it doesn't take a genius to know that coaches have been seriously under-manning their defensive lines.-

He’s Talking to His Mom

Is Slayer hiring?-

Don’t Drink and Doodle

Half of this conversation is true. Also, I'm hungover at band practice as you're reading this. Stay in school. But not in a dumb useless major like us.-

Monday Bloody Monday

IN THE FACE!-

Worst. Comic. Ever.

It's like the little old lady next to me and her 4 year old grandson have never seen tentacle porn before.-

That’s Not What I Would’ve Called It

Scientists are the worst at naming things.-

Billionth Time’s a Charm!

Fuck: this song, this guitar, this studio, you, me, everything, especially this song.-

More Like “WedDON’T”

Right in front of two whole families. And her dress was so beautiful, too!-

Party of One

"Oh, you wanna buy me a beer? Yeah, I've just been really busy. I've missed you. I enjoy our times together. Let's be best friends."-

Getting Swoll

You'd expect him to be fatter, right?-

Now a best-selling novel

Punchline brought to you by "Airheads," the short story by Steve Buscemi.

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Age Ain’t Nothing But A Number (In Years, Preferably)

How many twelfths of a foot tall are you?-

Not Enough Bodies At This Party

I'm just kidding, my freezer broke a few years ago.-

Getting older

-You get taller, houses get shorter. It's science.

Half the People Were Kung Fu Fighting

Spoiler alert: They both end up looking stupid.-

April Fools

It's a long setup, but soooo worth it.-

How to Pick Up Chicks: Step 1

Step 2: Get fat and die-

Hangman

Best. Suicide note. Ever.-

Pie Shart

The black part is the color of my dick.-

Knees

And why are you so grainy?-

Phone Hostage

A more permanent fix would be to destroy everyone in your phone book so they can't call you again.-

To Add Sugar To

"Can I get some maple syrup for this fruit bowl?"-

Dangover

Practice makes perfect!-

You Only Leukemia Once

How unprofessional!-

Dinner at Sonny’s

-They have a strict no "no butter" policy.

The New Pope Had This Commissioned

I always considered myself a Michelangelo. Raphael was too hot-headed, Donatello was too gay, and I've never been much of a leader.-

I *fart* Senile Something

Highbrow humor is our thing, and what better way to show it?-

Make it Rain Piss

Not that $17 is going to go make much of a dent in these student loans.-

Gay-Kissing

Windowth to the thoul.-

Taking a Poll

That band sucks too. You're bad at this game.-

Science of Sleep

This comic brought to you by zero hours of sleep, which has a caption of "Fuck yeah, wait, fuck nooooooo."-

The importance of being punctual

"It's Tuesday. Also, my name is Austin."-

I spy

-"Okay, my turn- I spy with my little eye something that starts with 'y-' and ends with '-our penis.' Please stop."

In which memory is tested

-"You cannot use any of your last six passwords. All passwords must include at least one lowercase letter, one upper case letter, one number and one special character. Do not use your name, birth date, social security number, or any other word or combination of numbers that will be easily remembered."

Priorities

-So then I says to the missus "Call it whatever you want, I can't be expected to name every fucking thing that comes out of you."

Either god exists or designers have a sick sense of humor

-And they're blasphemers, to boot!  -- Also, re: the title ... latter.

Spirits have a sense of humor, too.

-Inspired by true (by reality television's standards) events.

Happy Hangover

-Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaangover!

“Like” button

-It's the new "lol."

Adaptations for Hipsters

-This works with all adaptations except Stephen King novels. Those movies are terrible with or without having read the books.

Throne of Wisdom

I've decided it has something to do with having my pants off. If I'm ever arrested for public indecency just blame it on this game.-

before you dig it check this out

-1: Embarrassing misuse of outdated slang; 2: balding, grey hair in a straggly, thin ponytail; 3: colorful accessories "from the 60s" (hot topic and/or Claires).

What being a cop is like

-"God, is there a cop around or something?!"

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