Romancipation Proclamation

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“Like” A Boss

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“High One” Will Never Catch On

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He’s Talking to His Mom

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I don’t need an email to tell me I’ve been unsubscribed from your emails.

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Don’t Drink and Doodle

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Monday Bloody Monday

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Worst. Comic. Ever.

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That’s Not What I Would’ve Called It

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Glory

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Billionth Time’s a Charm!

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Cover Comedians

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More Like “WedDON’T”

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Party of One

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Age Ain’t Nothing But A Number (In Years, Preferably)

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April Fools

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In which the news is broken

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How to Pick Up Chicks: Step 1

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Hangman

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Fun with animals

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Pie Shart

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Knees

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Dangover

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Dinner at Sonny’s

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The New Pope Had This Commissioned

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Faux hawk

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Make it Rain Piss

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You can’t do shit here.

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Gay-Kissing

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The magical powers of water

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Taking a Poll

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In which it is impossible to store

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Science of Sleep

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Moving to Australia won’t help.

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Submit your own “Republican protestor” sign to bjess002@gmail.com!

To Tame The Beast

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The importance of being punctual

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Shartistic license

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Every man’s first ultrasound

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Rich owners

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Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn …

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White History Month

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Your band is weird

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Like, dude …

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Honey cures all

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Priorities

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Morning cup of depression

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Either god exists or designers have a sick sense of humor

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Economics of alcohol

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Vegan Honey

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Spirits have a sense of humor, too.

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