Dead Tired

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Speedy urine

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I Took Remedial Math Once

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Romancipation Proclamation

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Now you have to eat the whole thing

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“Like” A Boss

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“High One” Will Never Catch On

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Timing is everything

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Red Rover Defense

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He’s Talking to His Mom

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I don’t need an email to tell me I’ve been unsubscribed from your emails.

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Don’t Drink and Doodle

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Petition for a ‘My Condolences’ button

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Monday Bloody Monday

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Worst. Comic. Ever.

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There has to be a better way

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That’s Not What I Would’ve Called It

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Glory

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Billionth Time’s a Charm!

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Cover Comedians

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More Like “WedDON’T”

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Party of One

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Breakfast for weenies

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Getting Swoll

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Now a best-selling novel

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Age Ain’t Nothing But A Number (In Years, Preferably)

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Not Enough Bodies At This Party

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Getting older

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Half the People Were Kung Fu Fighting

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Japanese Gardens

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April Fools

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In which the news is broken

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How to Pick Up Chicks: Step 1

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California

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Hangman

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Fun with animals

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Pie Shart

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Knees

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Phone Hostage

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To Add Sugar To

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Dangover

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You Only Leukemia Once

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Dinner at Sonny’s

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The New Pope Had This Commissioned

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Damien Marley never needs a pillow

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I *fart* Senile Something

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Faux hawk

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Make it Rain Piss

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You can’t do shit here.

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Gay-Kissing

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