senile something

A webcomic about life, love, and plagiarism. Updated Monday-Friday. Sometimes.

Category: Single Panel

Either way, you’re gross

-Switch to human skin.

Buttstuff

When I asked my girlfriend if she liked this title, she said "Yeah, I like buttstuff."-

Nope

-Put the cat down, and never talk to me again.

Books

Also, "calculating" anything makes you a nerd. And get a kindle already.

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Dozen or Nothin’

Don't count your egg before it's hatched.-

The Struggle

-"How about you?" - "English. And nothing, to answer your follow up."

Birthday

Shut up and buy me a beer.-

Enhance

I don't feel comfortable with you all up in my grill like this.-

Loyalty

-You'll know I get the job if I no call/no show for the rest of the week.

Hangs

I hang out with everyone all the time, just some of them are doing other things. Like work, or terrorism, or being dead.-

Coffeopathy

But no, you can't have it.

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Head Shapes

Really sensitive about his weird-looking cranium.-

Work Ethics

-You know we're not in the office, right?

Priceless

The economy could be booming, if only people adjusted the way they viewed my services.-

Party Hard

-Because even if you're not joking that's hilarious.

The Struggle

I took calculus in college, so I can tell you it's 6pm.-

Undependence Day

Sweaty Christmas-

Money can’t buy doing less work

-Sort of evens itself out.

Car Trouble

Editor's note: SS would never commit or condone the actions described in this comic. That would be fraud. *biggest fucking wink ever*-

No Thank You

Just stop.-

Fart Gallery

Those farts cost me $9.25, and they were worth every penny.-

I loves him

If you shave them they're actually super aerodynamic.

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Is That a No?

Just kidding, pay for our gas and we'll be there.-

Frankenspine

I haven't actually googled Frankenspine. If that's a real band I'm not talking about them.-

Sleep overs

-I only share my coffee if I HAVE to.

Commitment

Mr. Johnson stayed the night with me and now he feels really differently about drinking on the job.-

The difference is I don’t care

-Just imagine, I have to talk to assholes like you all day.

Full-time is a Flat Circle

Guess I'd better just kill myself this weekend to keep it from happening again.-

Being out of sick days sucks

-I should really get a real job.

Rest Up

Makes total sense. Why don't you come in around noon?-

Beard Envy

And now here I am bragging to you guys about a beard I don't have anymore. Impressed?-

Mouse free

-Someone should let him know he can still use the line and circle tools with the touchpad.

Classy

I'm still just having a five dollar and ten cent meal, though.-

Back to reality

-Call back in a week when I'm numb to everything again.

Starving Hardest

Get out there and make a name for yourself. What is your name, by the way? "Fuck You For Listening."-

Living the dream

-And sweat.

Touring Florida

Sleeping in the van, whether I'm driving or not.-

Like for like

-I like everything you do when you're in the same room with me.

Morning Dilemma

I'm not trying to say I don't like it. In fact, I think people should wake me up with coffee more often so I can get desensitized to it.-

Making Friends

People you meet on tour are full of these great opening lines.-

Guest Comic # six (Daniel Hicks)

-THIS SHIT IS DEEP. JK, no idea what this is, it's nowhere near Mother's Day.

Breakin’ 1: Electric Boogalunn

We'll be here all week... next week.-

Never Enough

I need at least 24 hours of sleep before I can wake up and go back to sleep again.-

Rules Are Rules

I always shit at work. But I also always shit at home. Basically, I always shit everywhere.-

Nerf Turder

And then they all laughed and pointed at me with their weiners.-

One of those “interpretations” I keep hearing about

-I think this still counts as a comic.

Uninvited

Stay at home and "watch" your movies by yourself, freak.-

Surprise attack coffee comic

-I can make any conversation into a conversation about coffee.

Just Lose It

Paint the town red.-

Semantics, Two

Gonna get a lot of reading done. Oh, and some naps.-

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