senile something

A webcomic about life, love, and plagiarism. Updated Monday-Friday. Sometimes.

Category: Multi-panel

Now you have to eat the whole thing

-Maybe eat dinner before making tomorrow's lunch, next time. Or stop being really fat.

He’s Talking to His Mom

Is Slayer hiring?-

Petition for a ‘My Condolences’ button

-WHY WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?!

Monday Bloody Monday

IN THE FACE!-

There has to be a better way

-Cover your mouth, you Nazi.

Glory

-Spoiler: they all die.

Life’s mysteries answered

-Just kidding. There is no god.

Getting older

-You get taller, houses get shorter. It's science.

Fun with animals

-"I was going to get a dog but it was too much responsibility. You don't even have to pick up this one's poop."

Science of Sleep

This comic brought to you by zero hours of sleep, which has a caption of "Fuck yeah, wait, fuck nooooooo."-

To Tame The Beast

"SOMEONE TOOK THE LAST DOUGHNUT?!" "NOOOOOOOOOO, GREEEEEEEG!"-

The importance of being punctual

"It's Tuesday. Also, my name is Austin."-

Every man’s first ultrasound

-"You can't fool me, Doctor. I've seen 'Alien' before."

Spoiled ‘mericans

-In certain parts of the country they stamp "evil" as well.

White History Month

-Woah, woah, woah! Can we rename Christmas "Crackermas?"

The invention of the bookmark

-"Or for three bucks I'll fold the corner of the page for you."

Honey cures all

-Moral: Put honey on your face. It solves all of your problems.

In which memory is tested

-"You cannot use any of your last six passwords. All passwords must include at least one lowercase letter, one upper case letter, one number and one special character. Do not use your name, birth date, social security number, or any other word or combination of numbers that will be easily remembered."

Economics of alcohol

-"Can I get a pitcher?" "$42." "Hmmmm ... Better get two."

Vegan Honey

-Oh. I'll just take it with half and half, then.

Edible arrangements at the office

-"Chocolate-less fruit? And they call that 'edible?' I call it false advertising."

It worked!

-A fool-proof way to remind you that you don't have any friends on facebook. Or anywhere else.

Literally

-"The other day, I almost missed dinner, and I literally died."  -- "Aaaaaaaaaaaand you lost me."

Heroes of Connecticut

-OK you got me. That's two things. But that doesn't make it any more or less insensitive. Focus on the issues.

Caution: Nudity

-Drawing naked stick figures makes me feel funny.

Don’t ignore your sinces.

-You learn to pick your battles. You can only have your good intentions ignored so many times.

Throne of Wisdom

I've decided it has something to do with having my pants off. If I'm ever arrested for public indecency just blame it on this game.-

What being a cop is like

-"God, is there a cop around or something?!"

200th comic

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The History of Literature

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Vegan Barbecue

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Seals

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Working Late

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No it’s not

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Plagiarism Week – #5

File sharing

Unprofessional

9/12/12

Afterlife Debate

DGAF Anonymous

I love coffee

Reply all

Missed call

Works like a charm (redux)

 

 

Inspired by this.

Chick-fil-gay

Morning

I don’t like going to the movies, anyway.

Unemployed cartoonists

Without Fail

The evolution of squirrels

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