Speedy urine

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In which will power is tested

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Now you have to eat the whole thing

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Well that’s misleading

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Timing is everything

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In which diets get out of hand

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I don’t need an email to tell me I’ve been unsubscribed from your emails.

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Petition for a ‘My Condolences’ button

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Think, damn it.

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There has to be a better way

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Glory

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Cover Comedians

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Peel them like an adult

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Breakfast for weenies

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Now a best-selling novel

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Life’s mysteries answered

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Getting older

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Japanese Gardens

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In which the news is broken

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California

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Fun with animals

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Knees

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To Add Sugar To

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Love for Coffee Trumps All

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Dinner at Sonny’s

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Damien Marley never needs a pillow

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Faux hawk

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You can’t do shit here.

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The magical powers of water

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In which it is impossible to store

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Moving to Australia won’t help.

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Submit your own “Republican protestor” sign to bjess002@gmail.com!

Destroyed

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To Tame The Beast

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Ringback

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The importance of being punctual

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Every man’s first ultrasound

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Rich owners

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Spoiled ‘mericans

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Voice mail prank

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The invention of the bookmark

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Honey cures all

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In which memory is tested

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Morning cup of depression

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Either god exists or designers have a sick sense of humor

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Economics of alcohol

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Vegan Honey

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Edible arrangements at the office

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Lazy Contraction

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It worked!

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Customer honesty representative

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