senile something

A webcomic about life, love, and plagiarism. Updated Monday-Friday. Sometimes.

Category: Guy 1

Never Trust A Fart

Not even once.-

Dead Tired

1-800-FAT-N-DED-

I Took Remedial Math Once

If a train leaves Cleveland traveling at 45 mph, and another train leaves at the same time from Miami traveling 75 mph, what is 1+1?-

Romancipation Proclamation

I wish you guys could see the second panel. He flips the table and rips his shirt off and all the non-bitchy girls cheer and throw their panties at him. Man, you guys are really missing out.-

“Like” A Boss

"Please stop posting pictures of your baby doing drugs on my page, I think I can get arrested for that."-

“High One” Will Never Catch On

Makes you wonder how all the guys in our office comics get anything done. Typing in the Senile Something universe has to be awful.-

Red Rover Defense

My degree isn't in math, but it doesn't take a genius to know that coaches have been seriously under-manning their defensive lines.-

He’s Talking to His Mom

Is Slayer hiring?-

Don’t Drink and Doodle

Half of this conversation is true. Also, I'm hungover at band practice as you're reading this. Stay in school. But not in a dumb useless major like us.-

Monday Bloody Monday

IN THE FACE!-

Worst. Comic. Ever.

It's like the little old lady next to me and her 4 year old grandson have never seen tentacle porn before.-

That’s Not What I Would’ve Called It

Scientists are the worst at naming things.-

Billionth Time’s a Charm!

Fuck: this song, this guitar, this studio, you, me, everything, especially this song.-

More Like “WedDON’T”

Right in front of two whole families. And her dress was so beautiful, too!-

Party of One

"Oh, you wanna buy me a beer? Yeah, I've just been really busy. I've missed you. I enjoy our times together. Let's be best friends."-

Getting Swoll

You'd expect him to be fatter, right?-

Age Ain’t Nothing But A Number (In Years, Preferably)

How many twelfths of a foot tall are you?-

Not Enough Bodies At This Party

I'm just kidding, my freezer broke a few years ago.-

Half the People Were Kung Fu Fighting

Spoiler alert: They both end up looking stupid.-

April Fools

It's a long setup, but soooo worth it.-

How to Pick Up Chicks: Step 1

Step 2: Get fat and die-

Hangman

Best. Suicide note. Ever.-

Pie Shart

The black part is the color of my dick.-

Phone Hostage

A more permanent fix would be to destroy everyone in your phone book so they can't call you again.-

Dangover

Practice makes perfect!-

You Only Leukemia Once

How unprofessional!-

The New Pope Had This Commissioned

I always considered myself a Michelangelo. Raphael was too hot-headed, Donatello was too gay, and I've never been much of a leader.-

I *fart* Senile Something

Highbrow humor is our thing, and what better way to show it?-

Make it Rain Piss

Not that $17 is going to go make much of a dent in these student loans.-

Gay-Kissing

Windowth to the thoul.-

Taking a Poll

That band sucks too. You're bad at this game.-

Science of Sleep

This comic brought to you by zero hours of sleep, which has a caption of "Fuck yeah, wait, fuck nooooooo."-

Men Are Pigs

Pink dresses probably aren't the uniform of the Women's Lib movement, but what do I know?-

They Learn So Quick

-"Overall- Not impressed."

Shartistic license

-Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore shart thou Romeo?

Stickley

-Maybe get some firewater from them stick-injuns.

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn …

-And a poorly drawn girl, at that!

White History Month

-Woah, woah, woah! Can we rename Christmas "Crackermas?"

Your band is weird

-If you went out of your way to join an awful band just to make me feel obligated to listen ... bravo. You are stone cold.

Like, dude …

-Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?

I spy

-"Okay, my turn- I spy with my little eye something that starts with 'y-' and ends with '-our penis.' Please stop."

Priorities

-So then I says to the missus "Call it whatever you want, I can't be expected to name every fucking thing that comes out of you."

Good Talk

-Also I blocked you on facebook and sent death threats to your parents. My bad.

Tree pattern baldness

See if I ever save a tree from that awful orchard again!-

Lunch Time Rebel

-Call it what you want, psycho. I'm having lunch.

The one that got away

-"Wait til Jim gets a load of this baby! He's gonna-"  *FLUSH*  "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Spirits have a sense of humor, too.

-Inspired by true (by reality television's standards) events.

Birthdays are for sissies

-Happy birthday to Guy 2 from Guy 1. Now get back to work!

Happy Hangover

-Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaangover!

Much better

-Too bad nobody asked me when they were inventing rainbows.

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