Should have

Snake Tattoo

Just say “fine, thanks” and leave it at that.

Too much.

I swear it was easier when we just handed out fliers.

Man’s best rodent.

Phone tag

Hellopleasehold.

Anti-Anthony

The Day After.

Don’t be a dick on someone else’s Holiday.

I like sports.

Crappy vegetables

Get your head out of the people!

Also, it pisses you off.

Yesimism

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All of them, but especially this one.

It’s like lactose intolerance but with hospitals.

One up’d.

I get paid to poop.

Backhair

Also: Multiplying.